Phone Baja,
Phone Baja,Husband: Fone Mery Liye Ho Tu Kehna,Main Ghar Pe Nhi Hon
Wife: Wo Ghar Pe Hain
Husband: Main ne mna kia Tha
Wife: Phone Aap ka Nhi Mera Tha;¤)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 660 views
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Parathay Pe Is Qadar Ghee?
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Dukandar ek aurat ko kapre dikha dikha k thak gaya
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akhir bola, mujhe afsos hai apko koi kapra pasand nahi aaya
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Aurat: Koi baat nahi mai to wese bhi sabzi lene aayi thi :P:P
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Wife: khane main kya banau?
Huband: kuch bhi bana lo..kya
banaogi?
Wife: jo aap kaho
Husband: dal chawal bana lo
Wife: subah hi toh khaye the
Husband: toh roti sabzi bana lo
Wife: bachche nahi khayenge
Husband: toh chhole puri bana lo
Wife: mujhe fried cheezon se
heavy lagta hai
Husband: egg bhurji bana lo
Wife: aaj thursday hai
Husband: paranthe?
Wife: raat ko paranthe nahi khana chahiye
Husband: hotel se mangwa lete
hain
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Husband: toh phir kya banaogi?
Wife: jo aap kaho
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